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Buscando Mates Con Mis Mates

[EDIT: This is a shitty stock photo of a mate gourd because I don’t have a photo of my actual, awesome mate gourd right now. I’ll fix this later. But I’ll leave this text here. So if it’s a tight … Continue reading

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Quiero Montar Mi Bicicleta

After staying out late the night before clam-jamming to the smooth vaginal rock of Liers, my first thought when my alarm went off at 8 a.m. was, “Fuck this, I’m not going.” But then I contemplated what I’d most likely … Continue reading

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